This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 263

Chapter 263: Chapter 194: Going Viral, the Physical “Weakness” of Director Xu!

“Ah, this…”

Xu Yang was completely dumbfounded, looking at the Catgirl in his arms!

Infinite Heavenly Venerate…

I honestly didn’t have any bad intentions! I just wanted to tease the owner of the Ghost Market and tease this little orange cat!

But who would’ve thought that this little orange cat could actually transform?!!

How can I bear this?

Xu Yang hurriedly said, “Change back… change back quickly!”

Catgirl:

“Ding!”

“The feline spirit is frightened, receiving +100 merit, and +1 agility.”

“Xu Yang!”

The Ghost Market owner was even more furious, her Yin energy rising, and a Ghost Realm emerging behind her. Her eyes were filled with eerie fire, and she said in a deep voice, “You are close friends with Lord Cui, and I don’t want to offend you, but that doesn’t give you the right to be presumptuous… Xiao Miao, come here, I don’t want this land decree anyway!”

The Catgirl turned back into an orange cat and hurriedly leaped into the arms of the Ghost Market owner.

hetui!

She spat at Xu Yang.

In her dark cat eyes, full of disdain, she spoke, “Elder sister, I’m sorry, I didn’t expect that this hammer-priest really is as disgusting as the legends said!”

Xu Yang: “….”

He jumped up from the sofa and shouted, “Wait… what do you mean by that?”

Now that his reputation in the Xi Xia “Ghost and Demon Circle” had reached an infamous level, even causing a group of ghosts to “tremble with fear”, he couldn’t bear to be slandered and defamed, so he sincerely explained, “I was just teasing you guys, and besides, I didn’t expect Xiao Miao to turn into a Catgirl.”

“As she transformed, I quickly told her to revert back… Damn it!”

Halfway through his explanation, Xu Yang reacted and said with a dark face, “You guys can’t think that I like the cat form, can you?”

The little orange cat asked back, “Isn’t that true?”

“What the hell!”

Xu Yang wanted to cry but had no tears, saying, “I know my reputation in the Ghost and Demon Circle is not very good, but it’s all slander… Besides, my orientation is quite normal, and you can rest assured!”

Having said that.

He threw the land decree away and said, “Take this land decree and refine it… As for the condition… as you said before, I will ask you to help me clear some troubles in the future.”

“You’re really willing to give me the land decree?”

The woman couldn’t believe it. Holding the land decree, she said, “As far as I know, your five wives are not human, four of them are ghosts….”

Halfway through the conversation.

The woman reacted.

Considering the relationship between Xu Yang and Lord Cui, arranging an identity for his wife wouldn’t be difficult, and a land decree might indeed mean nothing to him!

So, suppressing her joy, she solemnly put away the land decree and said, “My name is Yue Niang, a resident of Luofu Prefecture. My family was destroyed after offending a big shot from Mount Luofu, so I wandered around the Underworld Palace, concealing my identity, and eventually became a Ghost Immortal.”

“But that big shot had eyes and ears everywhere, so I was still discovered by them in the end. In order to escape their pursuit, I entered the Netherworld River but didn’t expect to encounter a space-time rift and coincidentally end up in the human world.”

Mount Luofu?

The legendary Ghost Emperor of the South, one of the Five Ghost Emperors, ruled “Mount Luofu.”

So, is this Luofu Prefecture under the jurisdiction of the Southern Ghost Emperor?

Xu Yang turned his thoughts in his heart and said, “You just need to tell me your name, there’s no need to go into such detail about your background.”

Yue Niang, however, said, “Master Xu gave me the land decree and an identity, which is like saving my life… With such a great favor, I naturally need to show my gratitude. The conditions I mentioned before are still valid… If Master Xu needs my help, feel free to command me!”

The little orange cat also said, “Master Xu, I’m sorry, it was Xiao Miao who misunderstood you… If you’re willing, the conditions I mentioned earlier will also apply.”

Xu Yang couldn’t help but glance at the orange cat.

Honestly, the conditions were quite tempting.

Which man doesn’t like a short-eared Catgirl?

Moreover, this Yue Niang…

She is also quite good.

But he had to show some pretentiousness, and said lightly, “A mere land decree is nothing… As for whether I can use the two of you, let’s wait and see.”

They exchanged contact information.

Xu Yang used the excuse that a “friend” was waiting for him outside and immediately left the Ghost House.

Watching Xu Yang leave, the little orange cat landed on the ground and stood up. She patted her fluffy belly with her small paw and said, “My gosh… Elder sister, you scared me to death, I thought ‘wait and see’ meant a different ‘wait and see’!”

Yue Niang was confused: “Is there any difference?”

The little orange cat giggled, “You’ve been in the human world for too short a time and don’t understand the human culture… ‘wait and see’ means literally waiting and seeing!”

“Ah!”

Yue Niang reacted and immediately grabbed the little orange cat and scratched her belly.

As the two, one human and one cat, played together, Yue Niang suddenly cried and choked up.

The little orange cat didn’t know what to do and asked, “Why is elder sister crying?”

“I am happy!”

Yue Niang wiped away her tears, “I have been wandering in the Underworld hiding my true identity for more than two hundred years, living every day in fear. After entering the human world, I was also worried about being hunted down by the Underworld Palace, but now I finally have an identity and no longer have to live that fearful life!”

She held the land decree tightly, “Xiao Miao, after I refine the land decree, I’ll take you shopping and buy your favorite cat food…”