Defrosting The Cold Young Master - Chapter 406

Chapter 406: Chapter 407: Laughing Until My Stomach Hurts

Gujunzhu: “…”

Heh heh.

He, the dignified Fifth Lord Gu, was a piggy a while ago, and now is a bug.

He also gestures towards Ye Xingbei, “Ye Xiaobei… whether a dragon or a bug, we shall see in bed!”

Ye Xingbei blushes and rolls her eyes: “…Childish, hmph!”

Xiao Shumiao blinks his eyes.

Why can he only see mommy and daddy open their mouths, but he can’t hear their voices?

Could his ears have gone bad?

Xiao Shumiao tilted his head towards Lingyue, who was sitting next to him,

” Brother Xiaoyue.”

Lingyue gives him a concerned look, “Hmm?”

Xiao Shumiao with a pitiful look, “Mommy and Daddy were just talking, but I didn’t hear their voices.”

“It’s okay,” Lingyue comforted him, “I didn’t hear them either, they were just lip-syncing without making a sound.”

“Why are they just opening their mouths without making a sound?” Xiao Shumiao was puzzled, “Brother Xiaoyue, what did Mommy and Daddy say?”

Seeing Xiao Shumiao’s confused and trusting eyes, Lingyue didn’t want to lie or betray Xiao Shumiao’s trust.

He softly says, “Uncle Ye’s wife called him bug and told him to eat. Uncle Ye said to his wife, Ye Xiaobei… whether a dragon or a bug, we will see in bed! She then called him childish, hmph!”

Gujunzhu:

Ye Xingbei:

I’m gonna die!

Ye Xingbei’s face turned beet red, wishing she could bury her head in the dinner plate.

“Mommy calls Daddy a bug?” Xiao Shumiao looked at Ye Xingbei then at Gu Junzhu, finally resting his eyes on the hickeys on Ye Xingbei’s neck.

His eyes sparkled and after a moment, he slapped his small hands together, “Ah, I got it! The bug bites on Mommy’s neck are actually Daddy’s bites! What’s that called again? It’s called…called…”

Lingyue said, “Hickies.”

“Right! ” Xiao Shumiao patted the table, “That’s called Hickies!”

Ye Xingbei: “…Enough you two!”

Are you guys doing a stand-up comedy routine?

One’s feeding lines and the other’s cracking jokes!

Did you consider how I feel?!

She was so embarrassed that she reached out her arm and pinched Gu Junzhu hard.

Xiao Shumiao looked at her and then at Gu Junzhu, joyfully saying, “Wow! Mom and Dad really love each other!”

Ye Xingbei:

Son, which eye did you see that with?

Today wasn’t just embarrassing, it was mortifying!

Her face was so red it nearly smoked, she served Lingyue and Xiao Shumiao each a Furong dumpling, “Eat up, it’s rude to talk while eating.”

Xiao Shumiao obediently eats the Furong dumpling, stealing a glance at Ye Xingbei, then whispers to Lingyue, “Brother Xiaoyue, now I know why Daddy and Mommy didn’t sleep with me last night!”

He thought his voice was very low, but in fact, both Ye Xingbei and Gu Junzhu heard it.

Ye Xingbei had an ominous feeling and was about to yell: Son, please don’t say it!

Before she could get her words out Xiao Shumiao had already blurted it out, “Daddy and Mommy practiced fighting fairies last night!”

“…!!!” Ye Xingbei almost spat out old blood, “Xiao Shu, where did you learn all this nonsense?”

Xiao Shumiao tilted his little head and looked at her with big shiny puppy dog eyes, “…I forgot!”

“…” Ye Xingbei almost cried out.

The Fifth Lord of Gu was laughing so hard his stomach hurt.

Lil’ Yiyang was the apple of his eye, with Lil’ Yiyang around, he never ran out of smiles.

Ye Xingbei grinded her teeth in anger and pinched him hard twice, “Laugh, laugh, laugh, why is your skin so thick?”

Gu Junzhu handed her a cup of juice, laughing uncontrollably, “Here, have some juice to cool down, don’t be anxious! Our boys are all mischief makers, it doesn’t hurt if they know some things! They learn so much, they’ll surely bring you a daughter-in-law home sooner. It’s not our mischievous boys who will suffer, why are you worried?”